Manly Vacation Recommendations

Manly Vacation Recommendations

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It’s that time of year and if you are scratching your head on what and where to go for vacation, then look no further. We’d also like to add a couple to the list:

  • Two-week Somalia Pirate Junket (Pirate or Anti-pirate option)
  • Three week whore house tour: Thailand- Dubai-Czech Republic
  • Don Shipley’s Xtreme SEAL course
  • 2 Weeks in Kenya fighting elephant poachers
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  • GageReckart

    Going to Florida in around a week, been begging to go shark fishing. 

  • SEAN SPOONTS

    Pirate hunting off Somalia would be fun.

    • ArcticWarrior

      [email protected] SPOONTS
       Yeah it would for you Navy guys, I need my feet planted firmly on terra firma. The AFRICOM poacher junket has an appeal, Elephants are cool, poachers are not. I might be willing to do  a “visit” to the heart of MX Cartel territory, If I had a pic of traveling companion. But Im going to go with 2 weeks of hunting Brownies with a crossbow, its dangerous and a crossbow probably wouldnt even work-especially being I probably only get one shot that wouldnt do a lot of damage and then the big boar is pissed and looking for payback, its “home” turf and 2 weeks in Nature walking around always rules.
      Nice choices though.

  • One that is a family favorite among my northern kin: Bar hopping on snowmobiles, but only in season.

    • Juliet 1

      [email protected] PH2 Yes!! that is a good time. I also par take in snowmobile bar hopping scene. Good fun.

      • [email protected] 1 The added benefit of instant sobriety upon walking into that 15 degree evening.  What’s not to love 🙂

  • One of my child hood favorites was canoeing the Boundary Waters in Minnesota.  Two weeks of roughing it, the portages can be pretty interesting depending on which leg your visiting.  Seeing Moose, black bear, hearing wolves at night.  Even recall seeing Bald eagles, definitely good male bonding, still makes me appreciate my dad.   

  • Fratus 23

    i can check one of those off the list…

  • lightfighter

    How about  2 weeks worth of daily Buy / Bust and High Risk Warrant raids in East New York and the Bronx ?

    • KineticFury

      [email protected]….with Teddy Roosevelt!

      • lightfighter

        [email protected] for you !  Beats hanging withTed Kennedy !!  
         
        If one survives the 2 weeks they can go to TR’s trophy room at Sagamore Hill for cocktails and a stogie.

  • kevinnash87

    put me down for the 3 week whore house tour!!!!

  • Corps Hornet Driver

    What about a updated version of crossing the bridge over Shit River with $100 in your pocket and a 30 minute had start on your buddies.
     
    Just name an appropriate locale!

    • [email protected] Hornet Driver One of my favorite places, Mombasa, Kenya.  Great night life, just be careful wading through the street urchins trying to shine your shoes.

  • Corps Hornet Driver

    But trolling for skinnies off Somalia would be cool!

    • [email protected] Hornet Driver Trolling for skinnies, now that’s funny!

  • BrandonWebb

    Good stuff gents!

  • Ullr

    off the top of my head-
     
    a.  taking in the sights & sounds of Cuidad Juarez while wearing a “Me Encanta La Policia Federal” T-shirt.
     
    b.  challenging 149 of the biggest, meanest, drunkest Japanese dudes you can find to a game of Bo-Taoshi.

    • [email protected] lol dangit I should read the comments before I post! lol (a)
       

      • Ullr

        @Tango9 Haha great minds think alike

  • PONI

    I’ve been called a “Depraved Hillbilly,” before…..if I’m not mistaken, by my wife.
    Also, I’ve been to LaFayette, IN before. I never want to be mistaken for that being my birthplace…
     
    My vote goes to Hunting Elephant  Poachers in Kenya with @ArcticWarrior . I’m kinda partial to Elephants being from Bama and all. Roll Tide. Although Trolling for Skinnies off Somalia sounds very appealing…

  • Survive 1 week in any Mexican border town wearing an American flag hat.

  • AceP

    My favorite to date was a day of spear fishing for reef sharks in Mexico the wife surprised me with while on our honeymoon.

  • HugeFan

    Is all of the above an option?

  • HugeFan

    Or… flying with the USAF Hurricane chasers in those beautiful C-130’s with all of the instrumentation in them. Talk about a wild ride! Screw Six Flags, I want turbulence and a cup of boiling-hot coffee (gotta keep it interesting). Oh and a combat descent after each run for a week. Yep, if I had a wish…

  • dm8471

    The whore house tour sounds much more productive than the other choices…

  • SEAN SPOONTS

    O.K gang here it is. I’ve stumbled upon what must be THE MOST manly vacation ever taken, unrivaled by mortal man before or since.

    Here is the headline;

    “Five Men Agree To Stand Directly Under An Exploding Nuclear Bomb”

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2012/07/16/156851175/five-men-agree-to-stand-directly-under-an-exploding-nuclear-bomb

    • ArcticWarrior

      [email protected] SPOONTS
       WTF.  They nuked the fridge alright. I see that one of them is a Combat Photog? As for the others yeah they voluntold for that assignment.

      • [email protected]@SEAN SPOONTS I like how the Photog was voluntold about this assignment, you gotta love the US military!

        • ArcticWarrior

          [email protected] [email protected] SPOONTS
           He must have been caught with the Generals 15 yr old daughter to get that assignment.

        • SEAN SPOONTS

          @ArcticWarrior @Old PH2 @SEAN SPOONTS If I were in the Air Force I would memorize this story and the next time someone says Air Force Guys are pussy’s I’d lay that story on them; “Sure, sure, the Marines have the shores of Tripoli and the Navy has the Battle of Leyte Gulf and the Army has Bastogne. But did you ever hear about the 5 Air Force guys who volunteered to stand directly under a nuclear bomb blast?..Suck on that you F***ers!!”

        • HugeFan

          [email protected] [email protected]@[email protected]
           SEAN, that’s my favorite funny post of the day! LOL

        • [email protected] [email protected]@[email protected] I used to bitch ’cause I’m O neg and was always voluntold to give blood.  Even got a few screwy assignments as a PHotographer, but this one beats anything I saw!
           
          Yeap, big glow in the dark brass balls on those boys!

        • SEAN SPOONTS

          @Old PH2 @ArcticWarrior Surprised his film came out with all the gamma and X rays zooming around.

        • [email protected] [email protected]@ArcticWarrior We used lead foil lined wraps while shooting video on the Flight deck due to the RF sweep creating blank spots in the tape.  I wonder if they had to throw their cameras into a ammo can or something?

    • HugeFan

      [email protected] SPOONTS Just goes to show you that there is never a shortage of batshit crazy! Hell, I won’t even change the oil in my truck without some type of barrier between the oil and my skin… LOL Nice find Sean!

  • MedicSteve2

    A few years ago, I took two of my boys, at the time aged 6 and 9, to Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness.  We did a 7-day, 52-mile circuit.  Just us.  Pack in, pack out.  Lots of Pike, Lake Trout, and Walleye for B, L, D.  Saw black bear, moose, deer, bald eagles, osprey.  My 9-year-old even caught a snake….in Northern Minnesota!  We heard wolves every night.  Saw a forest fire.
     
    We drove back to the Indianapolis area, and upon arrival my wife ran out of the house to see her boys.  After hugging and kissing them, she looked up at me with a sad face and said, “Aw!, They’re not little boys anymore!”
     
    Mission accomplished!

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